Grace Pettis

You’ve got a memory capacity of 800 quadrillion bits. Or else empathic abilities and remarkable cleavage. Either way, you’re Somebody on the Bridge. So THANK YOU. I couldn’t run this ship without you. You get:

You’ve got fiery locks and a cool head in a medical emergency. You’re not just a pretty face. You’re not even just a Commander. You’re the Chief Medical Officer, THANK YOU very much. We’re all “crushing” on you. You get all the things. Plus: Patrons at this tier get to suggest songs they’d like me to cover.

• I’ll cover one of your suggestions (twice per year) in one of my webcast shows and give you a shout out as the genius who suggested it, or else dedicate it to the person of your choice.

You know what you like and you make it so. You like to play the flute. You like a certain kind of tea at a certain temperature. You know what I like? I like YOU. THANK YOU for being you! You get all the things. Plus: Patrons at this tier get a private webcast.

• I’ll play a private virtual show for you and any of your friends you’d like to invite. I’ll take requests for any of my songs you want me to play, plus a cover or two. (I’ll need about a month’s advance warning for song requests.)

Your experience and intergalactic military prowess are undeniable. THANK YOU for your years of service. Here, take this entire fleet of starships. You’ve earned it. You get all the things. Plus: Patrons at this level get mentioned in the album credits for my next album. Also: a private webcast OR a guest spot on my podcast.

• With a minimum of six months of patronage prior to record release (next album expected summer 2021).
• I’ll play a private virtual show for you and any of your friends you’d like to invite. I’ll take requests for any of my songs you want me to play, plus a cover or two. (I’ll need about a month’s advance warning for song requests.)
• OR I’ll interview you for my podcast, “Troubadours on Trek,” for a special fan edition episode. We’ll review an episode of Star Trek together! *limit: three patrons

You’re magical, ageless and wise. You find the right words and make the perfect cocktail every time. People know you for your interesting headgear. But you’re more than a bartender or even a free therapist. You understand how the whole universe is put together. You’re the most powerful, most important person around. How did you even get on this ship? Nobody knows. But I’m so grateful you’re here. THANK YOU. You get all the things. Plus: Patrons at this level get mentioned in the album credits for my next album. Plus: a private webcast AND a guest spot on my podcast. Also: you get a song dedicated to you on my next album. Last but not least, you get my undying and eternal gratitude.

• With a minimum of six months of patronage prior to record release (next album expected summer 2021).
• I’ll play a private virtual show for you and any of your friends you’d like to invite. I’ll take requests for any of my songs you want me to play, plus a cover or two. (I’ll need about a month’s advance warning for song requests.)
• OR I’ll interview you for my podcast, “Troubadours on Trek,” for a special fan edition episode. We’ll review an episode of Star Trek together! *limit: three patrons
• One song on my new album will be dedicated to you in the liner notes.